Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 43, 21 February 1940 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Now tliat līllo"s \v;i ī !■;' sui'ii!y luis ln«en iii!provo(l.' loll;* '. nii rosunu' thoir iv.n-ul;ir Sanir.l;i\ ni^lu i-aths. : | What this country needs is a school for radio announcers where they ean ieam to pro- ■ nounee words proper!y. "WAR IS HELL"—BUT NOT THIS KINO H ltus heon- niUHn-iMI thoiv"s ;t war Sr.i)io\vhere a!«>n:; ilio Uhiin 1 . A uar v\lkmv tht'ivV iki tip;!t(iuii' In tlic gond ohl wimor-tii!i<': Wii+-re so!di«'i's <io not wallow 'muml t«r sta»il in siiow ainl l'i'oo/.0. Wiiile waiiitig i'ur the spring-tiiae Thfj live a 1 it'e ot' ease. Tho i>oys aro wann aiul i oy.y fn theit honies" hwii'aih ih<> jrrouml, Wlu'i'e they can have lheir poker • garues And roli the dive art«mal Aiul there's the rejrituetnal har, . Wlieiv for a i'raiu or iw«> The boys t-an huy a nip i»t 0r p>od olīi Kiifrlisli hvew. Tliey do. not have to tire a shot Or i'«sii \ ross Xo llan s Laml. Ti»ey liave a dai)y coneert By tiie regimental ha«d. Aud wlieu it eemes to eatins Tliey get three s<jviares a day, From bills they liave no worry And they have no tax to pay. The lads who joined the artny Are doihg" iu*etty wellXow who vvas u wlu« ltad t!to neivo To say tliat wai' hell? Another needed mvention is a fladget for movie show's that will automatica!(y shut off the chorus of iong-winded guffaws that fol- j low a funny joke and eonUnue iong enough to drown out the one ' following. Some fo!ks laugh as \ though they had just swallowed 1 a mouthfuf of grease ar*d can't make the brakes hoid. UXO : As depressed as t!ie m»brella mer liants oi' Ililo. BULL-ETIN

"I am glad tbey took the poU i tax out of my saiary. I never miss it that way," SCOTCH L»MMER-LiCK Tliere \v;is n S.«n (hru;i!i nah.ei \\ >

Wlio wem H) a .lart. t - wtth his kilt «>n, K«l durtiiii tl;tiuv Ht» lt>St )iiS UiH' PUU(< 'l'lnu li . , _ V. ihmi. The Russi.in *c.Oiers īiave c«r<tact«d so nwny F;nns Utely th«t thcy fcei )ik* pcor ftsh. LATEST WAR JOKE i'lH> nriii-h rtv,.f vv;<k d<>taii«Ht tiro{» a kirce .»! »h»> * S1 .n.IiUU\V IU» luiii !is>:r?uiK'i!< so i Uu>lli >>v ;iv 'ii V.SV :i v, : ji..s : V\ iv.iurm>,3 .}«> «>\ ; 1 ■(.-! i»i<• 1!;..; !.'• • aevuU'H(,iUv . tSrnj>j>iM i- ,• <!;nn' ha- «H a( ,*iuv ■ 1 h<* >iij>t"-rit .i' T VV;is "Whai <i<i > «ui wiim !<; ,!«♦." h,> ro |>Hm:nn« ( ti, iu;n The Fi»ins perfotm Heroic deeds ©ut many F.r.r,s We learn are Swedex. SOURPUSS S4,M SAVS:

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dish colony, consisting of Alee Nelson, will be o/i hand to greet the snip. Too bad Capt. J. W. Johnson is out of town. ! SAD STORY j ;Pooi- NieU wlioīu we all j | aiimii-e, j L"st lii:? »tor«? u-i'ili in the hoiel 1 tire, And iti.\f jh...i' Nuk is oxireniely sad, lias i«. live on s«up--wliidi is just 100 harl. Atul WiiUer ]ioinh-rson, y<n>d uhi soul. Wliere his ieetli oiue were lhere is uow just a liole; Aml Kok<i-Xuts. "tis. satl to rehue, Is sutTering the sanie from an uukiiHl Fate. Now tne.se j>oor diays, ouee hale and heai-Li, M«.st stay at home when tliere īs a -party. Japan is to have "no sjnoking'' days—Newspaper filler. Who'« goiny to stop Mt. Fujiyama from smoking? JUST TH R-R-R-l F iY, THAT'S A'

Sanrfv McPherson is a typioai Scotchman. Ali the toys he got when he v,as a wee baim he has oeen saving for his sc-

eona cMj(dhood. lUl>i: H.\)»lu UEAMB. N t 11 Oii dliue, Auā all tho uilh' w\» Uiought rlKiso «iuooi' no:.so* \vere beiny iaaJt crooiiers. Auihow, u« woul<J l>refer the gee.-:e. SHE'LL PROBABLY LOAF ALL DAY

Too bad ther« has to be an extra day in this month. Little Streamlines, who gets paid by the month, f»gures that she has to work that «Ktra day for nothtng, She's on« of those mod«m g»rls who be!ieve in workihS union hours and union days. at union wages. She forgets that she gets paid for ?iot working on Feb. 22. su rr\s «_>n: