Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 28, 8 Nowemapa 1939 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Isi*itisli war o(fice lia? (lecreed tliat īlie Scotch "ladies from hell" must get rid of their kilts and weiu' trousers like nny other soldiefs. That's toō bsid. While the.v \vore theīr traditional kilt? no Uenuaii was ever abie to give them u kiek in tlie pants. One ship the German submarines won't be able to sinl< is the censor-ship. HILO UXtONS AGAINST V. S v ENTEIUNG WAlt — New*pai>or headilne. Well, that settles ' it. I»lease iaform the President. j Wanda Waff!eiron says she is j not gorng to the philharmonic , concert. She says she never did like the harmonica, ahyhow r because she has tvVo brothers who p!ay them around the house a" the time unti| she's got her fiH of mouth-organ music. What is it makes II I)ui*o So uwlull.v «iuiet now? Methinks it is bectiuso HU wind is up~-aiad how? SHE HAS THE RIGHT «DEA

Litt!e Streamlines says she is enjoying her rasti& now more ttian ev«r before, beoause she keepe tt turned off all the time lateiy. try and <jet it Thē Germau - American raixed claiius comiulssion lias awarded $90,000,000 to Auierieans with elaliu» agaiust Oeruiaay arising froai tlie Klaek T<ira and Kingsland sal>otage cases in 19,16 and 1917, L>ut who's going to coUect it? * Ī939 sjmile: As forlorn looklng as the old «re statlon, DESERT POME NO. 48 Aloiu' on the desert Is poor >.ellie Biy, Xo gas in her tank Aud nightfall draws nigh. As poor Kellie weeps Sīj: cars !iave passed by But aone of them stbp|M?d And she can*t Bgtire why. SOURPUSS SAM SAYS;

So many new people have eome to this town to live iateiy that eie whi-, wSlt be his next

n«v«rknows who Wil! be n»s nexx door neighbor tomorrow morn. ina," YANKKK I"IHES OX S-HANCiHAI POLICE— Nevvspaj>er lieaēllne. Probably a u»isprlnt. tt was just a Oh!tie*> by the nanio of Yan Koe. Oon't be surprised ff the 'e«er «x» i« mit*ing from thls writcr's nam» 4urtna thē «ext eeuple of morith&- The prlntshop ts shc*t of type have tc borrow 5t to «et up th« word X-mas. W<*'ve se»rch*»it the pai«ers UntU w* »j«int s r,ut sliU eiui'l U>' ate The rsty of Ftint, 1939 Onee upon a t)me there wat a wa r v*ttr»fi whe (iidn»t h»vē fa'.!en LiUU' \ ;u\ts i<" ji t!»»- p.«nu-ft?um of ant . oU»!ūe>. ;i! , dassifi<H! »ULt-ETt N

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lAXCE MARK — Xe\vsiiuper headliiio. Must he one of those Big Isīand. ranches with the "Kiipu" >ign out in front. WAFtTIME HYMN OF HĀTE lt looks like the Allies Are deep in the soup, But we still say Hit!er's A big schlosspoop, Turkey won'l hmk so ,wod if she gfts mixed U]> wilh <;enuany ufid Tlussiu. Turkev alwn,vs did look ' better in Greece. There is absolute!y no truth in the rumor that a bunch of wahines left a loea! theater by the back door, after seeing "The Women." TTve woy the w;ir is ;>ri>greg»ing on tho Westorn Fronr tliere is renfor holiovin<: th;U most of tlie I soldiers will die of old nge irstead of huHets or shrapnel. !t begins to look as though the Soviets are developing a manla for Ru-mania. LIMMER-LICK There was a young man of Peru, Who a stretrli in ilie navy did do; From n Japanese ship Hē~docided to skip Were you in his phue you w<»uld, too. That ©erma*i flier who was eaptur«d Ih Seotrand didn't have to pay sixpence to find out what eountry he was in. Sootoh soldiers have had to give up their kilts. t>ut just vrait till the j war ottice tries to take awar tlieir| " bagpipes aml see what liappens. j Two American warships wlll vi«it Hilo over Armistice Day. Suggest visitors p!ease satute honorable sentry, to avoid "ineidents.*' Excuse please. After (he prevlew of the inotion pt<'turo "Juim>?. u is easy to understand that Ci ril sl inan \vns rieht when he salt! Juare* liell. MAIWHA?!

Ii<KLMANAt> LA HANAI' 4 ila keia Poaono ilio, Nove:ifal>a ; 11, e iKwunanao ae ai ka Hui Moku- j leie Pilimina. i ka 10 o nn uiaknhi- J ki a kuna mau mokulele i halihali j ai i na oliua uia llawaii nei. a o ka ; luokulele mua h»a oia hui ua. UMe I a Imn 1 » i Hilo nei. i* ke«a Hui Mokulele oia kekahi o i»a hul We pa?ek«na loa ma ka Ihmiuh »ei. iioko o keia uiau iuakalnki. a«sie l»e oia i poino. j O ka makou e kaiokaio ae nei. e | mau aku nohoii ia lele pa!<;kutsa auu ■ uo ka muiiawa mau. |