Hawaii Holomua, Volume III, Number 154, 3 July 1894 — A HAPPY SIMILE. [ARTICLE]

A HAPPY SIMILE.

"When Popcorn Jones was sbooting off his bazoon last evening, he succeeded in making a figuratively speech whieh is en-i joyable to the communitv at large. Mr. P. C. Jones compare<l the new constitution and the new republic to the egg laid by ; ‘•Kinau’’ the first imported oa- ! trich ot Dr. Geo. Trousseau. There are quite a number o£ the karaaainas here, who remember , the great ostrich. Even the big, big egg, to whieh Mr. Jones i compares Mr. Dole s constitution is not forgotten. But Mr. Pop- , corn did not carry ont his simile. j He shoold have shown to the j people what heeame of the 1 ostrich egg and what will become 1 of the constitution to whieh he compares it. He forgot the historical fact; we remember them, because, we believe that the figuratively speecb of Poppycorn was inspired and according to humau justice, immense. Tbe constitntion of Mr. Dole, he says is like the egg of “Kinau” the great ostrich. Rigbt you ajre j P°ppy. The egg was rotten. No ehieken eame out of it. Nolittle ostrich paraded around calling bimself “Keiki Kinau.” And no government will be produced from the present constitution, uo future for Hawaii will be raised from Popcorn’s “egg.” Troussean, poor old mau, laid the blame for his failure to unguarded hatching: ! Dole, poorchump, lays theblame for his failure to. very, very i mueh ungnarded Hatch.